I think my vacuum cleaner is pregnant... ?

She's a Dyson and she has an awfully nice canister. I was making love to her. I put a little lube in the hose and turned her on. I couldn't pull out in time. So I want to know, where can I get my vacuum cleaner an abortion? Also it would be nice if you told me how to keep her from coating the carpet with semen when I use her.